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August 2nd, 2005
02:31 pm - Good friends, an offensive joke and hooker's delight
2 friends of mine, both formerly worked with me, are up on visits and I conveigned with them and others from work for coffee early this morning. Shout out to Bridget who now resides in Florida! And Shout out to Andrea who is working on her masters degree down in Ar-kansas. Love you guys and it was great to see you!!! even though I will see Andrea again tonight for pie...mmmmmmm, piiiiiiiie. It was great to see the rest of them, Maya, Jess, Steve, Missy, Deb and Louie!!! We all met up at the Caribou at the mall, and caught up on old times, talked about Matthew and bullshitted about life; it was great! I also got a glimpse into my near future as a caffine addict, what with going off to college I will no doubt have to find the best coffee place on campus for my morning fix.
So, while we were chatting it up about our lives, Louie begins to tell us about the new dog they got. It's an adorable pup, only 1 year old, and she was talking about some of the disciplin trouble they are having because they adopted him and he had a background with abusive owners; "They were meth addicts; so I guess you could say we have our very own Meth Lab!" F*CKIN HILARIOUS!!!!
Today after having coffee with some wonderful friends I went browsing about some shops, just to kill time. I ventured into Marshal Fields and, being a chic, wondered into the shoe section...and found the tartiest shoe I have ever seen! And when I say "tart" I am not refering to some fruit filled pastry at a cafe, oh no, I'm talking about a 99¢ brothel whore! If I had had a camera or picture phone I would taken a snap shot for all to see, but sadly I did not, so I must describe them for your own delight. Now, regarding, this was found in the clearance area, but I did not see a number of them on the racks, which undoubtedly means that some borderline retarded rich women & girls out there, actually bought these.
First, and quite naturally, it was a platform. But not, wedge platform, oh no, that is much to disco, no these had what I can only describe as an hour-glass heel - wide at the base and top, but thin in the middle. Oh, and did I mention that the entire heel/platform section was dark stained wood? The upper of the shoe was open toed with a considerably-sized, gold buckle heel strap made of, what I think was, faux cow hair which had been dyed to have a cheetah print. Aah, yes the hookers love the cheetah print. Then it was trimed with pink ruffley lace. Finally - yes, there has to be a finally or else this would not be the "tartiest" shoe ever- adorning the over-the-toes area of the shoe, there was a string of alternating tiny fake pearls & jewels. Oh yes, this shoe was indeed a Hooker's Delight.
Current Mood:  chipper
Current Music: U2
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| From: | (Anonymous) |
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| Date: | August 2nd, 2005 08:08 pm (UTC) |
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Do you people have ANY idea how much shampoo and conditioner I use when I let my hair out?! GEEZ...
Anyway, insomina is back with a vengence and friends. I'd be happy if I could get tired and sleepy before three. I got to bed at 2 maybe 3, get to sleep around 6 or 7.
This morning (Afternoon) I woke up, and caught the Tail end of swat kats. Mmm, get it?! Tail end?! Swat Kats!? AHahahahahaha.
...yes.
Anyway, I forgot how awesome of a show that was! Reminds me why I think anthro animals are groovy. Cats! Flying planes!! (Brain explodes)
Also, saw "Earth Vs. The spider." It's basically what SHOULD have happened to spider-man. It's this guy who gets injected with Spider DNA and grabs al these mutant powers but can't control them. I won't tell you what happens at the end, it's surprisingly surprising.
Tomorrow, I werk from 5-close. If anyone wants to come over and play like, ObsCure with me (Two player Survivial Horror game)before I work, Drop me a line. I like the idea of the game, and I'd really like to get further with someone else helping out. It's boring to play that sort of thing alone.
Also. Magic: The gathering. I haven't played in months. Someone come over with some decks, eh?
Also. Harry...potter...thing tonight. Anne roped me into going with here. Borders bookstore I think. I know Alex is going. Anyone else? Ryu? I kinda expect to see you there...I would buy you a copy for your birthday present if I did.
Lastly. Black Chocolate. Who are you? O_O.
Lastly, Lastly. Major crush on Kris Coddling. (SP)? Damn, she's so fine. >.< but every time I talk with her, I realize she's out of my leauge. Plus, she's going to like Mankado, so I don't think I'll ever see her again. And I hope I don't, cause if she reads this....AWK-WARD. :P
The girls in my life are like stars. So beautiful, twinkling in the ebony sky. I reach and reach, and I know I'll never get to hold one, but I've just got to try.
-Yote
Random Quote of the night:
"Why would you want to be served from someone behind bullet proof glass. What are they afraid of?"
"...Uh....BULLETS?!"
Yote in responce to the guy on the Pawn shop commerical. ![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/32447035/1297496) | | From: | ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2) hybridkaos |
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| Date: | August 2nd, 2005 08:31 pm (UTC) |
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| | Byron, Byron, Byron... | (Link) |
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You are my friend, and to even be considered for placement in that category, one must meet strict requirements. And being that we are friends, I have this to say in all humor: I swear to GOD you have a little spinner holed away in your den of solitude with every girl you know's name on it and once a week you spin that little plastic arrow (what color it is I can only ponder) and whatever name it lands on is who you are crushing on for that week. I just got done reading your journal about you putting a move on, who was it, Kara? Was that the chick I met the other day? Cuz she was cute and I think you should give it a go and stop getting down on yourself because, trust me, I have seen guys with less skillz with the ladies than you...I even dated a couple briefly (cringe). I will close this comment with an appropriate book title: Girls, Boys Will Put You on A Pedestal so They Can Look Up Your Skirt. Thank you and good night. ![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/34061455/680557) | | From: | joker101 |
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| Date: | August 2nd, 2005 08:48 pm (UTC) |
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| | Re: Byron, Byron, Byron... | (Link) |
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I have seen guys with less skillz with the ladies than you...
I don't know if your trying to insult me, or make a joke, still, I'd rather believe that I'm somewhat carful about whom I choose to infactuate myself with. I do have standards you know -.- That spinner comment was totally out of line. >:(
It's a giant wheel, like from the price is right. | | From: | hybridkaos |
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| Date: | August 3rd, 2005 05:15 am (UTC) |
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| | Re: Byron, Byron, Byron... | (Link) |
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I never meant to insult you, I obviously made a horrible joke and I'm sorry. I meant that you have good skills with girls and that there are a number of people out there that have little to none at all so you should take pride in your skills and have confidence enough in them to make a super move on some sweet chick.
And if it is a giant, price-is-right spinner...I am in awe :) ![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/40784497/5940130) | | From: | tika_faeri |
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| Date: | August 4th, 2005 08:02 pm (UTC) |
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| | The Hookers Delight | (Link) |
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Now Kris...darling. Lets be fair to the people of Marshal Feilds. You didn't find this shoe in their discount area did you? I know when you have too much crack you get a little disoriented, but honey that was your mama's closet, not Marshal Feilds discount shoe area. In all fairness they do look alike, but I think you owe the over payed Marshal Feilds Shoe Designers an apology.
And now that I'm done sinking to what can only be refered to the lowest of lows by making a "your mama" joke I'll apologize and run like the fucking wind cuz y'all know Kris is gonna kick my ass when she reads this.
(Love you...& your mama) |
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